Febbraio 2012
blaggot:
fuckin bitch gave me the silent treatment
General Public: Alright, what are pop music's stars up to?
Katy Perry: I released a 1 year-old song that sounds like every other song I've ever released, in a vain attempt to capitalize on my failed marriage.
Rihanna: Here's a sexy, sexy, remix of a 1 minute song with the guy who left me looking like a bruised banana three years ago.
Nicki Minaj: I wore a party city robe and toyed with Catholicism at the Grammys without really having much of a message just hours after the death of Whitney Houston.
Lady Gaga: I've been in hiding for a while but I'm getting ready to launch my new charity, called the Born This Way Foundation that will encourage a braver, kinder world.
General Public: OMG, Gaga you need to stop being such an attention whore, tranny slut, copycat whore and start being normal like the other girls. You don't see them doing stupid shit for attention.
my teacher: where is your homework?
me: may I deliver it to you through interpretive dance
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TYPE YOUR NAME: Isabella
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR ELBOW: isazbdella
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR EYES SHUT: isabella
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR CHIN: isasbedklklsa
SLAM YOUR FACE ON THE KEYBOARD: y7h6
cardcaptorsollux:
how do you expect me to do a homework assignment that requires a computer
do you know what happens when i get near a computer
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 5 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 4 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 3 and a half hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 3 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 2 and a half hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 2.25 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 2 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get an hour and 45 minutes of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get an hour and a half of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get an hour of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can just not wake up and sleep all day
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I wish I could hang up gifs in my room like... →
funniest10k:
Mom: LET'S GO I'M READY
: 10 minutes go by
Mom: are you ready yet?????
Me: I've been standing at the door waiting for you for 10 minutes
Mom: Ok I just have to pee and change clothes and water the plants and feed the dogs and cook dinner and swim the english channel
How close my mom thinks I am with kids at...
In reality
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Just thinking about going to school again makes me...
ramenfashion:
interpreting gaga songs is like interpreting the bible
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me: i'll do it in five minutes
me: shit, it's been an hour already?
me: i'll do it in five minutes
Anonimo ha chiesto: are you rly italian?
Anonimo ha chiesto: are u italian?